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inappropriate school assembly song suggestion No’s 2, 3 and 4:-

            ‘Milkshake’ by Kelis

            ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’ by Queen

           ‘ Baby Got Back’ – Sir Mixalot (it’s a classic after all )

If it was up to me I’d have them all in 20’s flapper gear doing a full cast ensemble number of ‘All That Jazz’ but hey… that’s just me, and also I don’t work at the New York School of Performing Arts and I am not Irene Cara, Arlene Phillips or Debbie Pineapple lady whose surname I forget.  

        Instead we did ‘London’s Burning’ in a round, which might have worked better if they knew the words. 

Don’t parents sing nursery songs to their kids anymore? or do they just have to listen to Justin bloody Bieber and Bruno fucking Mars I’d like to catch a grenade for that man let me tell you and I know where I’d be sticking it too!

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