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Hey don’t those iron-on transfers adhere real fast to tee-shirts? It’s a brill, cheap and easy way to customise a shirt for an 80’s themed Halloween costume…

                 …   Do you know what takes a little longer than you’d like?

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 Peeling the fucker off again because you ironed the words “CHOOSE LIFE” upside down, because you are a:-      

                                      TOTAL

 

                                                 DUMB-ARSE

 

                                                                   BLONDE

 

                                                                                  SPACKER!

 

 So now I need to order another iron-on transfer, only this time I should just get one that reads:- 

                     “RE-TARD”         

                                                                                                           in great big font.

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About TheDHW

Not loathed by totally everyone so that's good right?

2 responses »

  1. special. we are both laughing at your pain. sorry.

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