We have our annual Mr & Mrs Bman’s overnight Love-In booked for this weekend at Leeds Hilton.
I say ‘Love-in’ when what I actually mean is:- a cursory bunk up before heading to the leisure suite for a swim, steam and sauna; then a bedroom picnic before finding a bar in town for a drink or 3 then back to the hotel and possibly another quick backscuttle before (or during) ‘Match of the Day’.
cartoon from Google images
So it’s a little like being at home but someone else makes the bed in the morning and you get to go for a swim and not have to make the childerbeast any tea.
I highly recommend it to anyone who has been married or in a de facto relationship for more than 5 years. Keeping the dream alive and all that.
PS: My sister is coming over to mind the kids just in case anyone was thinking of calling Social Services. We don’t leave them home alone with a Grab Bag of Monster Munch and 2 litres of Coke and leave them to it or anything.