R.I.P. Sir Jimmy
Watched the news with Bman and tonight and we discussed whether or not Sir Jimmy realised that despite being buried at a 45 degree angle, as requested, he wouldn’t actually be able to see the sea on account of him being (a) 6 ft under and (b) dead.
Also, given that he was in the care of Scarborough Borough Council there was a fair chance that they might have fucked up and buried him at 45 degrees head down and feet up. There was also speculation on whether his coffin had any gadget type acoutrements inside like his Jim’ll Fix It chair did.
Bman then made the comment, whilst eyeing me up and down & sniggering, that I should generally avoid wearing a shiny tracksuit whilst smoking a cigar or I may be mistaken for the man himself!