In the Book Club that comes to work, I noticed that this month they’re offering a ‘Sex in the City’ perfume set. Presumably this would enable you to smell as if you had just had, sex in the city!
This led to an open discussion on what that might actually smell like…
The fragrant blend of dog piss, rubbish, stale alcohol, chips, moist gussets and the hedonistic undertone of musk with top notes of the skip behind KFC with just a smidge of the old Linden Tree…. possibly… I’m speculating of course. I know nothing of such things.
In time for Mother’s Day perhaps ‘Parfum de Chatsworth’ as a tie in for the new series of ‘Shameless’. Mmmmm inhale my dear!