So if I were compiling a coffee table book of “Phrases you never thought you’d hear spoken aloud whilst at work“ (and trust me, I could). I’m pretty sure that these two would rank rather highly, although I’m not sure which is my favourite:-
- “Who’s touched my laminated vulva in the stock cupboard?”
and a rather over-enthusiastic:-
- “Sperm! Mmmmm absolutely!”
Would I lie to you? Spring term. Sex Ed. What can I say?
Several friends found my frapebook status of yesterday highly entertaining; with a couple of them admitting that they actually can…. so there!
So on that note (because by now most of you will have tuned out and your imaginations will be running riot) I bid you good evening!