Nothing can strike shame into one’s heart more than being in the bathroom applying makeup in the morning and hearing a doleful cry from childerbeasts bedroom of;
“Muuumm! The tooth fairy didn’t come!!”
At which point I smudged my mascara as I swore at myself in the mirror!
Tears were averted by pointing out that as the lost tooth had been left under the pillow inside an empty Tic Tac container & that perhaps the Tooth Fairy was larger than we thought and had fingers too fat to reach inside and retrieve the tooth.
Speculation that the TF had been eaten by the cats was also considered.
Note to self: Ring the TF before bed to remind her not to forget to come tonight please!
I made a new pal today at work. She’s about 20cm tall and totally adorable. Sadly she belongs to someone else (albeit someone rather forgetful – much like myself!!). I think that if I’d brought her home my cats would have likely torn her to shreds and chances are Bman would have had a lot to say on the matter.
Am not usually a doggie person but….
Also today got the chance to blow the dust of my laminated vulva and Homer Simpson’s cock (don’t question me.)
We also got to demonstrate the biological miracle of sperm meets ovum via the medium of young children in white vests sprinting down a running track chasing a large red Pilates ball. We then had Buddhism explained to us by Bill Nighy and (possibly) the dude from ‘Withnail I’ who builds the Camberwell Carrot and says that “Hair are your aerials”.
To be honest, I’m not sure we helped ease anyone’s minds or enlighten anyone’s soul.