For my own personal reasons, I rarely use my own photo as my incognito Farcebook profile pic.
Presently I am channelling Kath Day-Knight from ‘Kath & Kim’ (nice it’s unusual).
So, best friend request message ever from someone I’ve not seen since about 1993:-
“Wow, I didn’t recognise you. You look totally different now”
Which I think (with all due respect to the fabulous Kath D-K) was a very polite way of saying:-
“Jesus H Christ! WTF happened mate?”
I’m going to have a bath now in Loreal UltraLift cream and clip my crows feet back behind my ears with a bulldog clip.
and this one just for certain people… I copied this today from a PSHCE KS2 text book. I swear I have not tampered with the names in any way.
and only we could deviate from a lesson on pregnancy and the human gestation period and go off-piste into the realms of how a man with no arms can ride a quad bike or people who have tattoos on their amputated limb stumps.
Never a dull moment!