From last night’s massive cock (& not in a good way) on Cherry Healey’s ‘How to get a life’, to AOL News assailing me with a bunch of tits this morning!
I await annihilation from an invading alien task force of giant cockroaches with open arms and continual wonderment that we haven’t, as a race, been stamped out before now!*
My feeling that we may as well just call it a day was sealed earlier this week when one of my charges informed me that “You don’t need school to get a job cos you can get £10 for a wheely bin full of scrap metal down at the scrapyard – as long as it’s not magnetic”.
Sod gaining HLTA status eh. I’ll just trawl the streets and back gardens dragging a wheely bin behind me shall I?
*It’s already beginning with the invasion of Spanish slugs I was hearing about on Breakfast news the other day.
Hasta la vista amigos!