Just to clarify. In between imparting knowledge, grammar and correct spelling to the under 11s of the neighborhood (and, on occasion, when necessary, restraining them). I also make stuff.
and have, on occasion, just been known to goof off…
Also need to create a new Wake & Shake routine for next term. Made the error of asking childerbeast for musical inspiration. Have spent past 2 weeks fielding questions along the lines of; “Miss you know that one that goes Bom wop oooh eee dinga danga whop whop” or “Miss, what about that one by Tiny Spider (or whoever)” or “That one with the annoying whistles and the beep beep noises”.
To all of which the answer is a resounding “No!”
For the record none of these listed below will be considered:-
Smack my Bitch up – Prodigy
My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
Milkshake – Kelis
Anything by Ed Sheerhan, Keane or Coldplay…