So what’s new?
Not a lot. I didn’t even get up until 11am today. Bone idle biatch! No wonder I need to lose 2 stone. Tan lines are fading and I’m disappointed in my new foundation – I still look like me with it on – Not good enough Revlon!
Oh, speaking of gaining weight – I am the new voice of a Pregnancy Crisis Helpline because apparently I have a nice ‘telephone voice’. My suggestion of jazzing it up for the young un’s by singing it:- “Hey how ya doin? Sorry you got knocked up…” was rejected though and I had to do it sensibly.
There is also talk of hitting the nightclubs with promotional stickers for this new crisis hotline and papering the backs of toilet doors with them. I did suggest that Bman be sent out to do it but then, remembering his proclivity for attaching random stickers onto people, thought the better of it. Many’s the time I have been at work and found erroneous ‘Only 99p!’ or ‘Fyffes bananas’ stickers on the back of myself!
Let’s have a bit of 50s pin up art to make us all feel better.
Gil Elvgren pic from Google Images