Movie quote of the day: “Holy shit where’s the Tylenol?” — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Christmas play shizzles all done and dusted. My childerbeast were, of course, fabulous!
Family gift exchange all done last week in Liverpool & Manc and still no sign of my newest niece. To be fair she isn’t due until Saturday, which would be an awesome birthday gift if she arrived on time.
2 more ‘get ups’ to go before the end of term and nothing says Merry fecking Christmas like a sponging down children’s’ coats and cleaning out their shoes when another child has projectile vomited in the cloakroom! Snap on the Marigolds and fire up the Anti-bac spray… I’m going in.
Today kids we will be calculating the surface area covered, of a spray of vomit travelling at approximately 70mph, through splayed fingers.
It was nothing if not extensive!
Meanwhile…. it is my 42nd birthday on Saturday and I am revisiting the site of my 20th birthday celebrations – Scarborough Spa.
I very much doubt I would fit into the same clothes, even if I still had them (which I don’t). I do hoard my wardrobe items, it’s true,.. but not for that long!
Haven’t had a drink since October half-term. I’ll probably pass out after 2 vodka and oranges and have to be taken home by 11pm!