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School’s Out! (& not before time)

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Holy bloody shit we’ve only gone and broken up at last!  TF for that!


After my several weeks of bread, biscuits, pastries, confectionery & booze fast (where my objective was to enjoy those kinds of things more when it got to Christmas), it would seem the general idea is to fill the gap I have clearly been missing.
I have brought home my own body weight in chocolates and fermented fruit based drinks in gifts from staff and children alike.

I admit to feeling slightly bilious, just looking at it all.

Am so glad to have broken up.  I need the rest and I am looking forward to meeting my newest niece when I get the first opportunity after Xmas.  Evelyn Grace arrived yesterday morning and looks to be just as much of a cutie pie as her big sister Florence.


Meanwhile, when I clicked on AOL news today and saw a story about a man found naked in a Ford Escort, masturbating whilst driving down the M56 near Manchester… I won’t lie that my initial thought was, “Gus?”

‘Like’ if you admit that it would also have been your first reaction.


Bless him.



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