Holy bloody shit we’ve only gone and broken up at last! TF for that!
After my several weeks of bread, biscuits, pastries, confectionery & booze fast (where my objective was to enjoy those kinds of things more when it got to Christmas), it would seem the general idea is to fill the gap I have clearly been missing.
I have brought home my own body weight in chocolates and fermented fruit based drinks in gifts from staff and children alike.
I admit to feeling slightly bilious, just looking at it all.
Am so glad to have broken up. I need the rest and I am looking forward to meeting my newest niece when I get the first opportunity after Xmas. Evelyn Grace arrived yesterday morning and looks to be just as much of a cutie pie as her big sister Florence.
Meanwhile, when I clicked on AOL news today and saw a story about a man found naked in a Ford Escort, masturbating whilst driving down the M56 near Manchester… I won’t lie that my initial thought was, “Gus?”
‘Like’ if you admit that it would also have been your first reaction.