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Daughter No. 1 has come home from school slightly traumatized after their first Sex-Ed lesson today.

In fairness it’s weird enough having your teacher talk about pubic hair and breasts, as if it was a normal everyday conversation, without that teacher being your Mum’s bezzy pal who has been round your house loads and seen you in your PJs and stuff.

🙂

Also, in fairness, she should be grateful her mum isn’t working in that class on Thursday afternoons for the next few weeks when they go into more detail than hairy bits and wee-wee holes*

I think she finds me embarrassing enough without me busting out the laminated vulva from the stock cupboard!  Although it could even be worse than that.  Wonder if Gene Genie & her new T.A. can get busy with the pink tissue paper before next week & rustle up a pair of these:-

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photo from google images

 

* We don’t use the term wee wee hole (or in fact, floo, foof, pee-pee, tail, John Thomas or fadge!)

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