Traumatised the childerbeast this morning as they came downstairs to hear the words;
“Heads up dude, I’m naked… I spilled cat food down my nightie so threw it in the wash.”
Had a lovely Saturday night/Sunday babysitting my gorgeous nieces. Fave Floquote being;
“Aunt Tit, cos I’ve been a good girl going on the potty…please can I have a marshmallow?”
Was sleep ninja though and had both of them asleep in their own beds by 7.30pm.
Taking the childerbeast to see Little Mix tomorrow in Manc. Can’t decide what to wear that won’t scream Embarrassing Mum, Mutton Dressed As Lamb, Old Lady or Drag Queen.