Currently searching ebay for air horns so the next time that jackass in the silver car continually beeps his horn outside my house, I can go out there and blow the fecking thing in his face through the window to see how he likes it.
Almost every night! Lazy twat, just get out of the damn car and knock on your mate’s door rather than pulling up in the middle of the road and blasting away on your horn.
Stormed outside to ask if he wouldn’t mind not doing that, as babies were sleeping. He did say sorry (but he’ll probably come back later and burn my house down).
Welcome to fucktardville. No wonder nobody wants to buy this house. #stuckhereforever!