To be honest, I had 2 G&Ts yesterday and felt like I’d been out all night…. There’s a lot to be said for moderation people.
Had a family look round the house today. Their children were afraid of cats. I put Pepper outside and promised them that Gollum would stay sleeping. At this point she chose to wake up, stalk straight over to the most afraid of the little girls and stare her out. Dad had to pick the child up to calm her. At which point Gollum did the loudest wowl ever, all teeth and fizzed up fur.
The family left pretty much right then, really.
Way to go cats… worst estate agents ever.