So, things you never thought you’d overhear your husband say whilst on the phone to his mate:
“No I don’t think I got bummed. My arm aches but nowt else”.
This is what happens when you drink cocktails round your mate’s house then decide to walk home through the cemetery (even though it’s not even really on the way).
He woke up to find his Mum’s kitchen full of mud. He also has a scabby elbow and had to go to A&E to have 2 thorns removed from his thumb!
I think I now need to bar him from going out unsupervised.