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Driving home (after) Christmas…

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To the tune of ‘Do you wanna build a snowman?’ Altogether now….

“Do you wanna push a Skoda.  Across the motorway in snow? Wait for 90 minutes with the children. Turning blue and wishing we were already home….”


Griswold Christmas vacation joys…. Note to self Mr B – wear some grundies under your baggy saggy trackydacks, as you never know when you may have to stand on the highest motorway in the UK in 3inches of snow!  #chillybott


There goes Bman’s Christmas money…(and not mocking my new body warmer now eh?)

BTW if you see a woman and children stood in the snow on the motorway and you drive by bipping the horn, waving & laughing, then you, my friend, are a twat and a cunt!

Thank you to the young lad who stopped to help us push the car across the motorway and to the possible serial killer with the Derby accent who offered to drive me and the Childerbeast to the services (in all likelihood to abuse us at leisure in the back of his van).




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