Been watching the series ‘Back in Time for the Weekend’. Have made the Childerbeast watch them, to show them how lucky they are (and how much they’ve missed out on in equal measure).
Toploading VCR: Yup!
Breakdancing: All over it! BS Electros still rule!!
Facial sauna: Had one of them.
Sunbed for hire: Check. (In fact check those moles- heads up, don’t fall asleep under one whilst drunk on vodka!)
Illegal rave: Been down the motorway to that.
Legal rave superclub: Regular customer at Cream, Liverpool.
Tetris: addicted to my little brother’s.
Shellsuit: NO! I bloody didn’t have one!
Experimental recreational pharmaceutical use: Sold!
First ever Lottery draw: Bought a ticket. Watched the draw. Didn’t win!
Garbage: Still got a lesbo crush on Shirley Manson.
A lot of water, some of it pretty brown and shit; some of it blue and beautiful, under the bridge since then.