After a very chilly afternoon at an inter-school games shizzle, losing the will to live a bit saying “listen to instructions” and (in my head) “for the love of Christ just orientate your bloody map!” I now think I have pneumonia or exposure or something.
Why couldn’t it have been yesterday when it was lovely and warm?
I may or may not have just eaten this entire bag of wine gums, which were meant for the kids.
I can neither confirm nor deny hiding them under the sofa throw when one of the Childerbeast came downstairs.
I may also now need a G&T to warm the cockles.