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My job is nothing if not entertaining

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Or in my case. Things you never thought you’d say out loud #876…

“Please stop trying to stroke the pigeon”
and
“I’ve asked you to come away from the pigeon”
or
” It is either very tame or possibly sick – don’t touch it please.”
to
“Step. Away. From. That. Pigeon!”
and
“LEAVE THE PIGEON ALONE!”
even
“This is how zombie apocalypses start. For the love of god COME AWAY from the (in my head this bit) FUCKING pigeon!!”

 

I wonder what joys Fffffffff Friday will bring?

😁

 

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Not loathed by totally everyone so that's good right?

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