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Retro drinks are the new Jagerbombs

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Finished off my half term break with a visit to Chester.  Great to see sib-dudes as usual and get a little lively in the pub with old friends.
Always fun to fuck with the landlord’s head and order ever more obscure and outdated drinks, then question his lack of maraschino cherries.

Martini Rosso’s all round and a Crispy Pancake on the side if you would, kind sir!



Just for ‘Lyns’, ‘Noops’ & ‘Herrarin’ here is a link, as promised, to the 1970’s Public Information film – ‘Apaches’   Be warned though!  It is way more disturbing than, erm….’Chorlton & the Wheelies’.  LOL!





Meanwhile, in a news week of bloody clashes in the Ukraine and hailing the British success at mopping the floor at the winter olympics. I prefer news stories like this one:-  Young Apprentice.
These young ladies should be on the next series of ‘The Apprentice’ for sure.  Enterprising genius!

Supersize Me

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It’s half-term.  And not before time!

There’s a certain sense of – well, I don’t know if it’s irony or the fates laughing in my face – that on Monday evening, a gigantic asteroid will hurtle dangerously close to Earth:- (Huge asteroid due to fly past Earth)  and I shall be holed-up in a Quality Inn in Birmingham with my MiL and the childerbeast!

We shall be stuffed to the gills by then on chocolate after our day out at Cadbury World so perhaps it’s just as well.  The world may end before the fat can reach my hips, face and buttocks.
Not that I thought I’d meet my demise in a budget hotel in the Black Country with my head down the toilet from pigging out on Chocolate Buttons and Curly Wurlys.

Before then though,  I am spending an evening away with the Bman for Valentines.



#tinnedpeaches  #bottledwater

No place for vaginas in choir & why is no-one panic buying pasties?

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Abandoned school rather quickly at the end of the day today, as the floor was littered with popcorn and I feared the ire of the caretaker (which sounds like it could have been the original title for that song by Survivor from the movie ‘Rocky’).

Better popcorn litter though than the avalanche of diagrams of vaginas that spewed onto the floor during my Choir session the other day infront of some startled looking Y3’s.  [Note to self:  Make Gene Genie keep in-tray tidy, or report her to the HSE for a Working at Height safety violation]


Sing up kids & ignore those pictures on the floor please


Speaking of HSE – this is what happens if you pay too much heed to MP’s (and forget to step away from the stove whilst siphoning petrol from one vessle to another)

Been on half term for 3 hours and I’ve heard the phrase “I’m bored, I’ve nothing to do” about 7 times already.    It may be a very long 2 weeks….