I was contemplating my friends list yesterday. Not the Facebook friends list. Everyone on my FB friends list has merit, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes I wonder if I would recognize them in the line at Morrisons or if they would know me. (I’m not always underwater for a start).
There are about 5 names I can list (but won’t) who I used to consider a really good friend.
But now… not so much.
And I’m not even sure what happened.
What did I do to have them blow me out like that? I must’ve become boring, or annoying or hacked them off somehow.
Pardon about that.
Their loss though.
Who wouldn’t want to be friends with this?
Sometimes it can be a bit weird, I won’t lie. As the following screenshots from a messenger conversation last night will testify:-
It started with this newspaper article in yesterday’s Metro.
Poor Lennie Peters. Sod’s Law that he was bricked in his good eye!
Fairly standard TBH.
Big-up to the crazy people who have stuck by me since the get-go and welcome aboard to all new passengers. Buckle up MoFos and keep your limbs inside the vehicle at all times. To those who jumped ship – what’s up with that? Where did you go? You’re missing a trick. Come back aboard the love train. Unless you think you’re better than me, or I’m not good enough for you – in which case, fuck off then.