It’s a tough life not working Mondays anymore. Sunday night I stayed up late watching episodes of ‘The Haunting of Hill House’ on Netflix, then slept on the sofa as I was too disturbed to go upstairs in the dark. I stayed where I was with a blanket for protection against invading spectral entities, ensuring none of my body parts was exposed to the air.
This morning I have mostly been planning this weeks swim lessons, texting parents about swim hats and getting sucked into watching clips of Bob Mortimer’s tall tales and unbelievable truths on ‘Would I lie to You?’ after seeing a clip on Twitter about him breaking an egg into his bath after advice from Chris Rea (as you do).
With encouragement from Bman I then had a go at breaking an apple in half with my bare hands. With my jar & bottle opening skills, I thought it might be a given. However, sadly not. I only succeeded in breaking a chunk off and spraying mushed apple bits and juice all over the living room rug. Perhaps I need more practice or a bigger apple.
I also perhaps need to think about working more hours or taking up an active hobby.
My current project is trying to prove that our technology is listening to us. So me and the Childerbeast are seeing how soon we start to see adverts pop up on Spotify, eBay or FB for anything to do with badminton if we keep mentioning the word in general conversation.
I’ll let you know how that pans out.
Ciao Ciao Xx